Marketing is not a Vibe // 003 Uniform product image (1)
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Marketing is not a Vibe // 003 Uniform product image (1)
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Marketing is not a Vibe // 003 Uniform

$521.50 MXN

For when another VC-funded startup tries to sell you emotional resonance as a service.

This shirt says what your face is already screaming: Marketing is not a f**king vibe. It’s craft. It’s clarity. It’s conviction.

🔥 Heavy cotton, lightweight disdain
🔥 Features the Burn It Down sigil of defiance
🔥 Black like your pipeline report before attribution padding

Wear it to your next strategy sync.
Or your arraignment.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Marketing is not a Vibe // 003 Uniform Size Guide

https://files.cdn.printful.com/upload/product-measure/e5/e5caf6d7bf3c175ea08bcebbeaa23e45_l?v=1695729939
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint! Take the dimensions of an item you own and use it as a benchmark against the sizes listed in this guide.

A Length

Set the starting point of the tape measure at the base of the collar on the top edge of the item (at the high point shoulder). Extend the tape to the bottom edge of the garment.

B Width

Position the tape measure's starting point at the seam beneath the sleeve and extend it across the item to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the top of the shoulder seam, continue along the arm to the end of the sleeve.